Suggestions: I need some help on how to properly display?

What are you like 13?

I just gave you a slew of info. Here it is again, and I added a couple more....

yessss, {to parachute pants (I guess? are we talking windblown while your making a jump??)}

Robin Hood - men in thights {oops}

Shakespearean actors in tights

Any of the guys in wigs {don't have to be powder white} and tights {esp. soldiers, or Paul Revere, etc. - not Napoleon}

NL baseball leggings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My fave!

speedos

boxer briefs or boxers

{not regular briefs! I don't like g-strings either!}

Judges robes, with boxer/briefs

{All R-rated...and we know it!}

scottish kilt - commando style

jeans with 2 holes fringed out {by ex-bf used to do that}

shorts with it all hanging out one side - barely visible

{more R-rated...but not XXX}

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I'm gonna stuff a giant cucumber down my pants, think it'll be as obvious a fake as a couple of those bewbie ones were?

I'd kinda like to see it dressed up like an elephant, and then I'd like to watch it suck up some peanuts.

That would be totally cool.

trim the nest, we dont want 'em looking like eggs do we?

Two words.

Backup account.

So you don't get suspended, taking a pic of it in some nice boxerbriefs would be greatly appreciated.

Have you seen that movie Waiting? ...

Oh dear god....are we talking.....your manliness.....I shall tell you in email.....*wiping drool from chin*

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