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Riddle:Why did Santa take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?

A Guy asked Santa : Hey, why did take your pregnant wife to Pizza Hut instead of taking her to the hospital?

Santa: Cause "Delivery's Free" in Pizza Hut! LMAO

If You Like this Joke Star me ;)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol I get it!

  • Donna
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Argh bless ya of course you can. Before you go tonight google what foods you should avoid in pregnancy. The main ones are Nuts Cold Shellfish Pate Liver Meats HAVE to be cooked well done Soft cheese Home made mayo (thats not from a jar - Hellemans is fine) Pizza hut list whats in all the pizzas so pick or make ur own.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's not a riddle mate.

    I can't find the question to answer.

    And I won't star you.

    I hate people begging for points by begging for stars.

    I only star interesting questions.

    Have a nice day.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Delivery's Free...Pay for Baby!!!.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hmm...This isn't a question but I'll give an *opinion*. Pretty funny joke if you ask me!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's ok, but why should I give you a star just because you want points? You should get ALL your points by earning them, not by begging for them.

  • 1 decade ago

    thats way random

    why santa?

  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry but even by the Y!A's low standards that joke is abysmal. Sorry, mate.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol. funny, but im not going to star you because you didn't actually give us anything to answer to.

    ... except to toss compliments at you, which really doesn't count. thanks for the laugh though?

    x3 -- curiositeee.

  • 1 decade ago

    AHAHA!!!! LOL!

    thats hilarious!

    *

    Source(s): im australian and i get it.
  • 1 decade ago

    the first half-decent joke on Y!A.

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