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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
.....you must love these jokes!! comment and stars please!
thank you!
thanks all for the goods comment!
I messed up there, it would be: thanks all for the good comments!
sorry!
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- ¢α§§¡Θ™Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
roflmfao
well...not really, but they were funny :]
a guy walked into a bar with a tiny pianist. a girl came over.
"Whoa! Where'd you get that?" she asked.
"There's a fairy outside who will grant you one wish each," the man replied.
The girl rushed outside and soon came back in with millions of ducks trailing behind her. She approached th man from earlier.
"I asked for a million bucks and got a million DUCKS!" she exclaimed.
"You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
hahahah :]
i think that deserves a thumbs up!
- 1 decade ago
Lol. The simplest solution. A pencil! There just happens to be a pencil adjacent to my answer because of a misspelling. Coincidence! However, you have to admit that the Zero Gravity pen is awesome! ;)
Aw, poor guy. I wasn't expecting that!
- SimpsfanLv 51 decade ago
I like the first joke better, because I won't want to spend that amount of time and money. It is based on common sense. Lol.
The second joke is alright.
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- 1 decade ago
WOW!! lol...that last one was insanely good. I'm from New Jersey myself so i really enjoyed...I'm a little too slow to get the first one (no darling, it wasn't you)....but anything with N.J. in it is always good to me....and yes u deserve a star....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny... I'm using dots not because i'm being sarcastic but because I'm too lazy to reach over to the shift button...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Love the second one all great jokes LOL!!!
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