Do you ever fart in your car?

I fart anywhere and everywhere

Flatulence already destroyed most of the life on Earth. The atmosphere was so permeated w/ methane f/ dinosaur farts that a bolt of lightning set the world on fire.

I suspect you fart in bed and pull the covers over your lovers head?

I used to save those for the bedroom under the sheet and then flap them for my wife for the full effect. I was eating a lot of ice cream and was lactose intolerant as well. She eventually left me for a guy that came home drunk instead.

Lol, yes I have. Not with my friends in the car though. Ew.

When i'm alone because i've got man farts

yes. torture i kno. but if ur a bit of a chemist, you'll have to convince urself that it is all methane... i sometimes do that

yea i have but its always funnier when its sum1 else car lol

No, because I never drive.

ehehehe... only when alone... *looks uncomfortable*

Sure.