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GRAMMA STILL DRIVES!!!

Grandma's letter. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her

own car.. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a

'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come

from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer

meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in

thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that

the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't

honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like

crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the

love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard

him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger

stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the

window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment

that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is

when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on

through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection

before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to

leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the

Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the

Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

Update:

if its too long for you to read then don't read it .

Update 2:

if its too long for you to read then don't read it .

19 Answers

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke! Oi laffed me freakin' ed off!!!.

  • 5 years ago

    Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.

  • 1 decade ago

    WOW that actually made me lol a couple times Hawaiian good luck sign

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd rate it 6. Its funny, but kinda trying too hard. We see that the grandma is stupid, and its a little too obvious with the 'Hawaian good luck sign', everyone knows what that is.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ummm Funny! WOW!!! hahahaha i can seriously see that happening too! I would be the kid in the back bursting out laughing at my grandma! wow i really wish that would happen!

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one , I'd of hooked to , but not out of love

  • 1 decade ago

    It makes a person smile for a few seconds but its not that funny. Not actual laugh results from it. its ok

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was effin funny. I can just see my own grandmother doing that LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, yea it's funny. I can picture an old lady doing that too! haha.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahah i like it

    its not like laugh out loud funny but its like aww grandmas funny haha

    =]

    -jess

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