Has a bird ever pooped on you?

Yes, I was sitting at a picnic table outside and the flying poop machine dropped it's bomb on my hand. Funny thing is it landed on my ring finger right where my ring is worn, but I didn't have it on that day. How's that for a message from the universe not to get married.

YES I was standing under a tree at my bfs house and a bird friggin pooped in my hair I had to take a shower and shampoo my hair with boy body wash (it smelled so good though, the soap not the poo)

Yes, in fact the last time it happen, I was in California, golfing with my step dad and here I'am, getting ready to tee off (taking a couple practice swings, minding my own business and crap, white poop all over my hand). Thankfully I had a bottle of water in my golf cart with a rag to wipe it off. Not the most pleasant thing, but I didn't scream and jump up and down (ha ha ).

Yes.

Whenever I lay out by the pool I get pooped on.

Not by a bird, but by another animal

fortunately No,

But I laugh at my friends every time they run because they have a bird in the sky and they are scared that it poop on them!

omg yes! i was about 7 and i was in the back yard swinging and a bird sh*t on my leg so i ran into the house screaming and got the shower head and rinsed my leg off also i was holding a lady bug in my hand when i was about 5 and the lady bug crapped on me there was just a little yellow blob looked like ear wax on my palm it was so discusting.

yup. sitting in my car with my sun roof open under a tree and oh look next thing ya know there's poop on my right hand

yes. it pooped on my foot i was trying t o impress my crush then splat

i was very embarrassed

Yes by a bird and no, I did not enjoy it at all.