IN THE MOOD POLL: Would it be considered cheating to listen to Johnny Cash whilst....?

Shoving a cucumber in your twalet.

Johnny Cash

Like "I hear a train a coming"

Just as it was rolled round the bend

straight up the dark tunnel of love

& you could hear it a coming

"Whoowhooo go Johnny go"

you might loudly exclaim.

That is fine, in fact more common then you might imagine, he is probably thinking about Johnny as well.

having sex with your partner but calling out Johnny's name.

cheating, no.

odd and awkward, yes.

if yes, then Im guilty!

hang on a mo, Im single, so no, Im innocent I retract my statement!

It`s alright for you, as long as I`m also involved.

As long as the song is "Ring of Fire."

Tossing your salad ..? yes it most certainly would .. !!

whilst masturbating..?

Yes, yes it would.

,,,,,Asking Questions here....??

Of Course not....!!