Devil's Pole: Would you call hell if you had the phone number?

I did have the number to hell and when I called it, George Bush answered. I got so scared I threw away my phone and burned the #

Yes--because if someone I love was badly injured and the police or hospital were trying to reach me I wouldn't recognize the number. Or my best friend's car could be broken down on the side of the road and they had to borrow a phone because they forgot to charge theirs,and I wouldn't recognize the number. Or the neighbor I hardly know could be calling to say someone's trying to break into my car, and I wouldn't recognize the number. Some of the most urgent calls you'll ever receive will come from unknown numbers!

Satan's office. I want to tell him a few choice words. I'll probably need to know how to speak Iraqi and German cause Saddam Hussein is the switch-board operator and Adolf Hitler is his personal secretary.

Trying to deal with the last overcharges on my phone bill was hell.

I doubt i ever want to call them again!

I did it once at my friend's house, calling 666-616, but it didn't work... His sister walked through at that moment and went, "what are you DOING?!" and we were just like, "phoning Satan."

Yes.

don't want to call hell because its just too much confusion and I never can get signal

I don't need the number. That is my home address and there is no phone.

I would to make surprise reservations for that special someone...

Sure. Just to check if I had a reservation ; )