I am so frustrated now, who can cheer me up the most I wonder?

Motti, what's up? This one is specially for you :

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs R500. "Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant."Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits.""How much does the middle parrot cost?" asks the accountant."That one costs R1,000 because it can do everything the first one can do plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts".The startled accountant asks about the third parrot, to be told it costs R4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"To which the owner replies "To be honest, Ive never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner."

Now try to enjoy the rest of the day since (I'm sure), you don't have to do a d@mn thing! lol.

it extremely is available that he even cares what human beings think of, i understand if my activity replaced into to get human beings to hate me, and human beings replaced into cheering me, i might get slightly pissed off, needless to say i will't talk for Cm Punk, yet he has executed each little thing to get human beings to handle him like a real heel, like the merely wonderful undesirable guy, and there are nevertheless some who merely won't do it! For all i understand perhaps Punk thinks it rather is cool he has followers on an identical time as a heel, yet some human beings extremely get into their roles and characters, and take it very heavily, i ought to work out how Punk must be pissed off if he extremely had to be the merely wonderful heel, and human beings might nevertheless cheer him no rely how undesirable he's, i'm mean, heavily, he even went directly to gloat approximately how he became Jerry Lawler right into a Zombie on uncooked, there are some people who theory he took it too a great way, yet apparently he nevertheless can no longer get booed by ability of anybody even after doing that! i in my opinion think of Punk is greater mushy being a heel, yet there's a solid possibility he will at last could tutor face, through fact human beings do nevertheless cheer Cm Punk!

The frustrating problems only serve to make the good times richer.

There once was an apple tree that lived in a forest of oak trees.

The little apple tree said, God, I want to be tall. I want to be strong. I want to see the stars.

God said, Be patient. Have faith, Believe in yourself and you'll see the stars.

The autumn came and people came from miles to see the beautiful leaves.

The little apple tree said, Yea, I know. But God, I want to be tall. I want to strong, I want to see the stars.

God said, Be patient. Have faith, Believe in yourself and you'll see the stars.

The spring came and people marveled at the taste of the apples.

The little apple tree said, Yea, I know. But God, I want to be tall. I want to strong, I want to see the stars.

God said, Be patient. Have faith, Believe in yourself and you'll see the stars.

If you cut an apple lengthwise, the seeds form a star.

You see, what the little apple tree didn't realize is that the star was inside.

Van was walking his two Jack Russels down the road. SOmeone walks past and asks Van, "Are those Jack Russels?"

Perplexed, Van replies, "No, they're mine."

sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays!

Schnitzel

Give me the best answer now

hug from a squirrel?

Here's a hug and a star! :)

Can you turn back please...