What's your favorite funny rap line?

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay

The sounds of a dog brings me to another day

Play with my bone, would ya Timmy

It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy

But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like

I heard she was the 'Frisco dy*ke

But **** your mama, I'm talkin about you and me

Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T

Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious

And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious

You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?

With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee

So won't they let you know

That if you f ck with Dre ***** you're f ckin wit Death Row

And I ain't even slangin them thangs

I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my d ck in yo mouth, beeyatch

Kind of sad its about Easy-E, but the whole song is probably the best dis ever, along with maybe Hit em Up, though 2pac isn't really funny.

Funny Rap Punchlines

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Rapp Snitch Knishes

"Rap snitches, tellin all their business

Sit in the court and be they own star witness

Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here."

Beef Rapp

"To all rappers shut up with ya shuttin up

And keep your shirt on, at least a button up

Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin males?

Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendale's

They chippin nails,

Doom...

jippin scales

Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shippin sales

This one goes out to all my peoples skippin bail

Dippin jail, whippin tail, and sippin ale

Light the doobie til it glow like a ruby

After which they couldn't find the Villain like Scooby"

that last line killed me. i think i fell out of my chair

oh yeh.

When I die, bury me butt naked, face touchin the grass,

So i can **** the world and yall can kiss my ***

forget who said it though.

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Ya Mama

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

Cause that would blow me round the world in a day

We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay

because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

not really rap but hard to sing and remember lol

harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray

South pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio

50 joe mccarthy, richard nixon, studebaker, television

North korea, south korea, marilyn monroe

51 rosenbergs, h-bomb, sugar ray, panmunjom

Brando, the king and I and the catcher in the rye

52 eisenhower, vaccine, englands got a new queen

Marciano, liberace, santayana goodbye

Chorus

We didnt start the fire

It was always burning

Since the worlds been turning

We didnt start the fire

No we didnt light it

But we tried to fight it

53 joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev

Rockefeller, campanella, communist bloc

54 roy cohn, juan peron, toscanini, dacron

Dien bien phu falls, rock around the clock

55 einstein, james dean, brooklyns got a winning team

Davy crockett, peter pan, elvis presley, disneyland

56 bardot, budapest, alabama, krushchev

Princess grace, peyton place, trouble in the suez

Chorus

57 little rock, pasternak, mickey mantle, kerouac

Sputnik, chou en-lai, bridge on the river kwai

58 lebanon, charles de gaulle, california baseball

Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

59 buddy holly, ben hur, space monkey, mafia

Hula hoops, castro, edsel is a no-go

60 u-2, syngman rhee, payola and kennedy

Chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo

Chorus

61 hemingway, eichmann, stranger in a strange land

Dylan, berlin, bay of pigs invasion

62 lawrence of arabia, british beatlemania

Ole miss, john glenn, liston beats patterson

63 pope paul, malcolm x, british politician sex

Jfk, blown away, what else do I have to say

Chorus

64 - 89 birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again

Moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock

Begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airline

Ayatollahs in iran, russians in afghanistan

Wheel of fortune, sally ride, heavy metal, suicide

Foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, bernie goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, chinas under martial law

Rock and roller cola wars, I cant take it anymore

Chorus

We didnt start the fire

But when we are gone

Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

Wierd Al has some funny white lines.

My favorite one is from "Im a Wigga"

I live my mamma's basement and im almost 23

other than that there’s nothing going for me

never had a hard day in my life you see except when I took my mother phuking g.e.d.

Favorite line: Army of the Pharaohs dont make Love Songs We finger f...u..ck.. bitches with Freddy Kruger Gloves on -Celph Titled : Swords Drawn BQ: E-I-H-T, should I continue? You left the G out because the G aint in you -DJ Quik : Dollaz and Sense BQ2: A B....i....tch in Yoo

"I was sick before hits in the south

I was sick when Nelly used to get his a** whipped for singing in the house"

-Mad Skillz

"I don't think this guy is well

I'm high as hell

I'll beat you with a live cat while I'm swinging it by its tail"

-Eminem

"I'll switch a hypochondriac's chart with an AIDS patient

Sell a retarded kid an Atari kit and tell him it's a playstation"

-Deacon the Villain (of Cunninlynguists)

im on boat, you down with O.P.P.? , lick yu like a lollipop.

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle

Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto

O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?

I noticed there’s so many of them

and there’s really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust.

It’s on till the break of dawn

and we’re starting this party from dusk

Just one up my mothers son who got thrown under the bus

Kiss my butt. Lick from under cheese from under my nuts

"Oh Shoot, Get A Load of That Fruit

In Thigh High Boots

Red Tighty Whiteys

and Blue Cat Suit (HOLY HOMOS)"

Batty Boyz; DOOM.