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Things not to say to your boyfriend.... a lil serious... a lil funny... a lil true...?

1. Will you hold my purse?

2. Can't we just be friends?

3. I am pregnant........................... Just kidding!!

4. My last boyfriend was a little bigger

5. i betcha i can fart louder than you

6. you'll meet my dad... as soon as ge's paroled

7. do you think this cold sores can be something serious

8. I have been thinking a lot about entering the convent

9. i will tell my mom.... EVERYTHING!

10. Why can't you be more sensitive?

11. I betcha i have been with more guys than you have girls

12. Stop hanging around with your friends and spent more time with me!

13. My ex boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery

14. whats more important to you - me or super bowl?

15. it's not stalking if you really, really, really love someone

16. Would you mind if i saw other people?

17 "Easy" is just a nickname i picked-up at school.

18. you need to get a cell phone so that we can always be together.

19. I have already picked out names of our children!

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  • Harry
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LMAOOOOOO wow too funny, you got alot of them, let's see

    1. wow your brother is hot, you 2 look nothing alike

    2. do you want to have a 3some with me you and your brother

    3. during sex.......are you in yet LOL

    4. i bought the same perfume as your mom, here sniff don't i smell like her

    5. wow your penis is so cute

    6. no really i like small penises like yours

    7. i have a fantasy about watching you with another guy

    8. you're a mama's boy

    9. your come tastes the best out of all of the ones i tasted LOL

    10. am i as hot as the women in the **** vid's

    11. your football/baseball/hockey team sucks

    12. i hope your team doesn't make the play offs

    13. would you care if i dated your best friend if we broke up

    14. can i use a strap on on you

    15. im pregnant......with another man's baby.......just kidding

    16. your dad grabbed my boob when you went to the bathroom...just kiding

    17. your mom looks like a prison warden

    18. wow is your dad gay ?

    19. oh tyrone is my penpal on PenPalWithPrisoners.com

    20. oh yea i got pregnant at 13 and gave the baby up for adoption

  • 1 decade ago

    The 3rd one - no guy will find that funny at all

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the 12 th one i suppose

  • 1 decade ago

    dont try to compare him with others

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  • 1 decade ago

    indeed an interesting one.........!!!!!!

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