The chicken crossed the road because................. Want humerous answers?

because Colonel Sanders was trying to have sex with it and it was running away

The chicken crossed the road because He made a bet with the possum that it could be done

The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before

The chicken crossed the road because he was a freaking Liberal and thought it was time for a change

The chicken crossed the road because he was running from his guilt

The chicken crossed the road so it could take an egg-laying job form an American Chicken.

Cause she had to poop and the others had left the roll of toilet paper over on the other side. She crossed the road with her legs crossed....such a sight to see♥

Because that was her destiny. How else would we tell chicken crossed the road jokes?

i think "to get to the other side" is hilarious

also funny:

she was being chased by Colonel Sanders

someone called her "too chicken" to cross

Good one:

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken

"why did the chicken cross the road?"

"to get to the other side"

"yes, did you find that funny?"

"no.."

"neither did the chicken because a car came and ran him over!"

or..

"why did the chicken cross the road?"

"i dont know"

"to get to the shops on the other side, now.. did you find that funny?"

"no.."

"neither did the chicken coz the shops wer closed!"

i dream of a international the place chickens can bypass the roads and not have their motives puzzled. heavily nevertheless it crossed the line so it ought to circulate and locate it incredibly is mate... they have been separated in a extensive hurricane that blew him 3 miles faraway from her...he desires to work out his mate back...he's in love along with her,do no longer you realize??HE desires to work out HIS LOVER back so we could have greater toddler CHICKENS!!!

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

He crossed the road to get away because his hen wouldn't stop clucking at him.

Because they were serving BBQ chicken wings at the bar and he was hungry.

He had to retake a class and have everybody stare at him becuase he's a freaking loser for getting on medical leave and thinking that everything would be a free ride.