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My husband searched the word asinine?

I know he was looking for a word to describe me! Obviously he thinks I am! Give me something to do or say right now, to prove his point!

btw.. dont be scared, Im not! lol. As always, Ive been drinking. Be creative, and hey! dont say for me to do anything sexual, that's not as fun as doing something that's, well, "Asinine". (learn a new word everyday huh?

asinine

One entry found.

Main Entry:

as·i·nine Listen to the pronunciation of asinine

Pronunciation:

\ˈa-sə-ˌnīn\

Function:

adjective

Etymology:

Latin asininus, from asinus ***

Date:

15th century

1 : extremely or utterly foolish <an asinine excuse> 2 : of, relating to, or resembling an ***

synonyms see simple

— as·i·nine·ly adverb

— as·i·nin·i·ty Listen to the pronunciation of asininity \ˌa-sə-ˈni-nə-tē\ noun

Update:

Elizabet whatever! We may be asinine or foolish, but hey, wanna know something? We laugh through every fight! Finding humor in everyday stuff is key to happiness. So if you call us foolish, then why, thank you. We are foolish! Have fun with life and you wont suck..... hopefully. Cant make no promises since I dont know you personally. .... try really hard though, k?

Update 2:

Lulu, ok, if I do that, then he would just calmly look over from his controller and say, , "ugh, please stop". I need something...................

AHA! Im going to go Christmas Caroling! lol! That'll fix his A$$!

Update 3:

Complicated!!!!!! That is freakin hilarious!!!! OMG! That's so awesome that y'all can have fun like that! That is definitely going to be on my list of things to do to him! lol! @ you both!

Update 4:

Well, I pretty much suceeded. Last night I wrote a drunken email to our three closest friends. Telling one her *** is fat. Told our other friend the reason he cant get a woman is because he has too much of an opinion about everything. And well, our other friend, I just wrote how sorry I am that he is such a freakin idiot. Gee it must be so hard on him....... oh and I put Billy's name at the bottom of the email.

I'd say that's foolish, lol

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Ask him if he wants to take a shower together, and when he gets in, get ketchup and mustard squeeze bottles and let loose all over him! It's in the shower, so it will clean up easily. I did this to my husband once, and he laughed so hard he almost dropped me as he carried my naked *ss outside and dumped my butt into a mud puddle. ;) We were both laughing so hard, but totally unwilling to give in. I lost bc I can't scoop him up and toss him over my shoulder. Grrr...

    Don't dish it out if you can't take it!! Sounds like fun times. Enjoy yourselves! Laughter is the absolute best, IMO! ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    I think that's a word that's not used enough. Doing stunts they did on Jackass is asinine. 99% of all those Jeff Foxworthy "If you're a redneck" skits are asinine. The fact that I relate to 99% of those Jeff Foxworthy skits is asinine.

  • 1 decade ago

    The amount of time I spend on YA is asinine.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Absolutely not.. It is a commonly used word and, as you said, it means... utterly stupid/silly.. the other definition, which is NOT vulgar(profanity) is that of resembling a donkey. I do not use profanity when talking to people and I use that word ALL the time.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Simply tell yes I am **asinine

    ** after all I did marry you honey.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think he just wants your As$ at 9

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sounds like you've got asinine covered all by yourself. and your husband's a little asinine for putting up with your immature crap

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Education is the key!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    jump on the couches and beds that should prove it...LOL

    Source(s): just me
  • jimm_b
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    have another drink ...lol

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