Come on people! Please help me! My teacher's going to be ******* pissed if i dont have this due tomorrow! HELP?

so i'm apart of this club at school. Its a club for people that make all

A's and B's in school and don't get into trouble. I didn't choose to be in it, the teachers make you be in it so it will look good on your college application. we have to do a bunch of community ****. Like last week we were supposed to bring in $5 dollars for a charity thing. I tired of ******* charity work!!! God! I mean we can do a fundraiser every 3 months or something but we have to do one every ******* week!!!! So for teacher appreciation week, our school counselor is making us make a card for the teachers. I got asigned the special ed. teacher and the detention teacher. I have no idea how to decorate a card for the special ed teacher and the detention teacher. Can you please give me some ideas!!! thank you!!!

also..... we were suppose to do another ******* fundraiser and it was due last week. I was sick thursday and friday so i haven't turned my money in yet. Can anyone give me some tips how to ease my teacher from being pissed at me when i tell her i haven't turned in my money for the fundraiser? Thanks!! ! i really really appreciate it!!!!!