HELp! mean girl...need comebacks 10 pnts?

Are you prepared to fight her? Because if you say these things to her, it's a guaranteed fight.

When she asks what you're looking at say;

this ugly fat b*tch

when she says your voice is annoying say;

your boyfriend loves it.

but don't say this unless you know you can beat her.

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I could give you a list but that wont solve the problem and that would make you just as bad as her. I think shes insecure about herself and being a bully covers her insecurities. Maybe she has problems at home or pressures in school. Next time she says what are you looking at say oh I was looking at your shirt I think its cool or try to be nice if that doesnt work tell a teacher.

what are you looking at

1. i still dont know

2. i think its a new discovery

3. im trying to imagine you with a personality.

4. If I throw a stick, will you leave

your voice is so annoying

1.change your voice, to higher pitch "is this better?"

2.It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

3.And your crybaby, whiney-butt opinion would be?

I wouldn't be mean to her if I were you... She's just envious. Try to be the bigger person out of the two of you. (By the I mean, be the good one)

But if you do want to resolute to this then I have a few.

What are you looking at?

"Oh, I was just staring at an ugly glob in front of me."

"Nothing. You're blocking my whole view! And yours ain't so pretty."

"I can't look anymore, I'm blind... FROM YOU!"

Your voice is so annoying!

"Thanks, I try..."

"Yeah and your voice is so retarded."

Seriously, I'd be friends instead of enemies, but your choice....

Dang. All of these people's comebacks are completely lame.

To be honest, the things she is saying to you really aren't that bad. "What are you looking at?" Come on now. Just say, "Nothing, sorry," and move on. "Your voice is so annoying." Your reply should be, "Sorry, I can't do anything about that. Besides, you're the only person who thinks so."

Simple. She isn't hurting you.

Whatever you do don't fight back. I know you may want to at the moment but always remember it's not the right thing to do. Has anyone ever told you '' Two wrongs don't make a right" or " Fire against fire will just get you burned" it's all true. Never be the bad person, always try to do the mature thing and be the good person, everything will turn out ok, I promise you that.

turning on your heel and walking the other way. when you respond to a bully, you're giving them exactly what they want--attention. and if she's saying mean things to you, she is a bully, and no one should have to go through that.

seriously, whenever i've been bullied this was always the advice that i was given, and i didn't believe it, but it has worked in every situation.

first off , im gunna warn you that if you just insult her back this isn't gunna make her stop . You could just try walking away whenever she says crap like that , like give her a wtf face LOL and walk away .

or well since you want mean comebacks

if she says , " what the hell are you looking at ?"

say , sorry at least I can fit through the door way .

if she says, " your voice is soooo annoying"

be like, at least it isn't as low as yours .

" don't hate cause your not this skinny.."

"AHAHAHAH gee your so funny ......... -.- "

" I have a question .. are guys scared of you cause your bigger than them?"

LOL me and my friends diss each other for fun .

Im sorry if these are too offensive, but yeah , the best way to go is just ignore her and give her a wtf face, if you don't want to do those then well you can use what you want to use and diss her back but Im just wanring you that doesnt fix anything!

GOODLUCK :)

I don't think comebacks are your best bet.

You're already the bigger person by not saying anything.

Ignore her.

If that doesn't work then tell her that she's a jerk.

If that makes her make fun of you even more, than just tell her what's up!

If she's not making fun of you then ignore her, easily.

If she's calling you names, then maybe you should tell someone....

Comebacks just in case:

She says: What are you looking at?

You say: You. (It will confuse her)

She says: You are sooo annoying.

You say: Then ignore me.

She might be jealous. My comebacks suck. Hope this helps!

if she is being rude say "From your personality to your looks to your smile--fake fake fake!"

You should go up and say hi to her and then ask her a question and then be all like, "Umm....I wasn't talking to YOU"

If she calls you an idiot, the b word or anything like that say, "It takes one to know one"

And last case scenario say, "look, its not my fault YOU'RE jealous of ME, so if you want to be my friend just ask!"

Also if she walks up to you a funny thing to do to her is to scream really loud, "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!!"