If you wash your money, is it "Laundered Money"?

Didn't your mother teach you to check pants pockets before washing?

Money Laundering is the act of taking money from a crime, and siphoning it into the books to make it look legitimate. For example, money from a bank robbery could be laundered through a business front. That way, the robber can spend the money they stole without worrying about getting caught, and the stolen money is distributed to the business's customers as change.

Yes and it's against the law to launder money just like it's against the law to remove the tags from a mattress. You're in trouble :)

Not only laundered but probably has had fabric softener and a nice scent added, will make it special money.

Yes, I do this quite often.

Years ago, I washed $35.00 All folded together. Yes, neatly folded $5.00 Wrapped around a $10.00 and $20.00 I found it the next time I wore my pants.

i find money works better in the vending machines after a good wash

Wolfy, the y/a police are on the way. Quick get out while there is still time. Wow, this wore me out, gonna take me a nap.

hee hee, next time check pockets!! i did that... got 20$ and was able to finish the wash!

Be careful, I hear money laundering is illegal.

Sure and then you pass it out to all your connected er contacts and then it's "hush money."