I have such a headache!?

Drink lukewarm water. Always works for me.

Okay, Motti, here's the cure, and it's still early in the day so make the most of it, okay?

A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies. "I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...." He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear". "Yes! Exactly! How did you know?" "Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes". Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way, you have a lovely home."

P/S let me know if it worked. If it doesn't, then just go down to the d@mn chemist. LOL!

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I use to get really bad headaches from working in front of a computer. I also think that it was from the florescent lighting that most offices use. I got reading glasses that I wore when I was working on the computer and they seemed to help some. I am a stay at home mom now and I don't get headaches anymore now that I'm out of the office setting.

Try Massaging Your Neck & Shoulders Gently It Could Be Due To Muscular Tension. Hope It Helps

Headaches sometimes come from a lack of H20 or caffeine w/drawls. I am not sure that I can properly advise you, for I do not know which one you enjoy more! sorry, I'd massage your temples but typing in this answer is all I can provide for comfort, hope u feel better!

drink more water (most headaches r due to being dehydrated)

ask if anyone has any polo mints ect (not chewing gum tho)...peppermint is great for getting rid of headaches

also ask your work mates youd be suprised how many people carry paracetomal around with the,

Stand on your head, Really the blood, filled with oxygen, will rush to your head and relieve your headache!

Bang some Pots & Pans together.

Works a treat!

Edit: haha Lexismiles...i knew that stuff would come in handy! lol

massage your temples and sip some cold water, also sit up straight and see in your mind a white mist washing over ur head works for me.

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