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Atheists; Just in case we're wrong?
We really need a contingency plan to sneak out of Hell. Do you reckon there's a back door?
If we can't get out, we've pretty much got 2 options left, either revolt or defect.
"well according to dante's inferno there are levels"
Do you mean like on pacman?
Margi
It was meant to be a slightly humorous question, and was directed at other atheists, so I think that you shouldn't really be taking offence.
25 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I will take A giant box of ice with me so that I can cool the fires of hell.
And then, from there there will be parties and everything!!
It will be the real heaven :)
- ?Lv 41 decade ago
According to Dante, the secret exit is at the very bottom.
Just climb down Satan's hairy back and you'll come out on the other side of the world, somewhere near Brazil, which is a far better place to spend eternity.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Perhaps you could convince Satan to put in air conditioning? I'm sure hell has a workers union and if you get enough people together you could protest for unsafe and uncomfortable working conditions.
Source(s): Just a thought. - 1 decade ago
hell has got a bad rep from those who think they know
the fact is where ever you are it can be heaven or hell its up to you
ive been to both places and had a great time
so party on bro
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- *Lv 41 decade ago
Well, as we all know, Hell is supposed to freeze over some day. When this happens, I bet the Devil will be so distracted that he won't even notice us escaping.
We'll just have to wait until Hell freezes over, and then we'll all have to make a break for it. Hell is supposed to open up into the ocean (see source), so make sure when you die, you bring your scuba gear to hell with you.
Source(s): http://www.av1611.org/hell.html - ?Lv 61 decade ago
Sure, we just need to do a couple of favors for the Prince of Darkness, get all buddy buddy with him, and then find the secrets of the lost passageway to the abyss. Once we get there, it will be like a bad acid trip, but there will be a couple of gatekeepers that can point us in the right direction.
- buttercup1232cerLv 61 decade ago
Pleeeease!
God created evil (Isaiah 45:7) and hell and satan. God allows suffering and pain and destruction and death.
Satan rebelled against god.
I'd hang out with anyone who'd rebel against evil!
Don't let god lie anymore! Satan is the good guy!
REVOLT against god's lies!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
well according to dante's inferno there are levels
we need to get a drill
and just plow our way to the surface
- Anonymous1 decade ago
A just need a few sticks of dynamite.