My grandmother's furniture?

I take my other answer back about you being nice.

That's the problem with you young people, you think too small, and you think short-term! Get a will made up that gives you everything when she dies, and then slowly poison her food. Why bother with the furniture if you can get the house AND the furniture

If you're really feeling frisky, get her to appoint you power of attorney, and get her moved into an old folks home and you can then take all of her possessions.

Here's an even better idea. Just move grandma into your crapshack and then you can move into her house then you won't need to bother swapping the furniture.

If you open up the windows and spray some Febreze, it will get rid of that old lady smell.

Holy freaking crap! Aren't the other rednecks in the trailer park gonna know you are upgrading? They will most likely invite themselves over for some fresh cinnamon rolls and Bud Lite

what of all the dog hair on it? you could praise her for her artistic talents in reupholstering the furniture..she will be so delighted with the attention and praises that it should no longer be an issue...just talk over her and laugh..silly grandma and your pesky Alzheimer's.

grandaughter of the year = you

Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to? Like euthanasia?

Why go to all that trouble? Just take over her house and move her into your, um, abode.

You are soo sweet. Wish you could have been around to help my grans before her time was up on this earth too.

Tell her it's a new law. What the hell does she know. clean out the ribbon candy first

does she have any gold teeth? you can pry them out and sell them. i'm not sure if the price of gold is as high as it was but its worth a looksie.