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Trying to come up with a punch line for this joke. "What evolutionary advantage do strips provide a zebra?

There's got to be a punch line out there. Come on Yahoo Answers, hook a brother up.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The devolopement of long stripes on the body provided a clear distinct evolutionaly advantage to those zebras in aquiring a mate, far surpassing the attraction of zebras that simply went to Maaco.

  • 1 decade ago

    The female of any species is always attracted to the "Bad Boy".

    Jailhouse stripes were natures way of ensuring a mate for every male zebra.

  • 1 decade ago

    havee no cluee.

    look it up on google.

    im good with punch lines but that one

    pretty hard lols.

    good luck :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Much less embarrassing than the floral pattern.

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