How fast c@n you annoy somebody on ......?

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Stranger: greece?

You: heyy

You: are you black?>

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sounds fun, i like your games.

You: high

Stranger: heya

Stranger: are you superman?

You: nope, but i am high as a damn plane

You: are you superman?

Stranger: no

Stranger: I'm Bateman

You: why so serious?

Stranger: Because I'm utterly insane.

You: i like you

Stranger: Why so high?

You: i'm ******* nuts myself

You: cause i just smoked a blunt to the head

Stranger: How about I chase you with a chainsaw?

Stranger: You aren't a hooker but blood is blood

You: i'm a fast runner

You: and my bones are made of iron

Stranger: I ain't that slow myself

Stranger: I can do a thousand stomach crunches

You: i can do ten...

Stranger: You are a ******* ugly *****.

Stranger: I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.

You: you ain't exactly a beauty queen yourself

Stranger: You ever seen Scent of a Woman?

You: there's something wrong with al pacino's nose, cause the scent of a woman smells like rotten tomatoes

Stranger: Rotten tomatoes?

Stranger: But have you seen Scent of a Woman when hihg?

You: lol

You: have you seen the back of a 20 dollar bill

Stranger: nope

Stranger: not an American

You: have you seen the back of a 20 dollar bill...on weed

You: theres all kinds of crazy **** back there

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You: i'm scared

Stranger: hi whats your name

You: what the hell is going on here?!!?

Stranger: i want your name

You: what's there score here?

Stranger: just let me have it

You: have what

Stranger: your name

You: what about my name

You: hi, what's your name?

Stranger: hi whats your name

Stranger: sam

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Stranger: yo yo

You: sup homey g dawg

You: wuz crackin

Stranger: cracka lackin

Stranger: where u at dawg

You: got caught up in some drug raid

You: at the pd

Stranger: damn

You: n u?

Stranger: want me to bust you out

Stranger: i got cutban links

Stranger: cuban*

You: :( this isn't fun anymore

Stranger: lol why

You: you're creeping me out

Stranger: who me?

Stranger: why

You: cause you got cuban links ! walalala

Stranger: lool

Stranger: thats all

You: yes

You: that's all

You: what else could there be 8(

You: A STRANGER

You: with

Stranger: i meant i got the cd cuban links by the wu tang

You: cuban

You: links

You: YEAH

You: sure

You: sure

You: who's wu tang

Stranger: so your not a G?

You: not an OG 8)

Stranger: are you even black?

You: what

You: are you?

Stranger: not even a shade of brown???

You: i'm

You: yellow..?

You: does that count

You: i bet you're pink

You: i was kidding !

You: :(

You: are you black?

You: because i find black people cool

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Stranger: hi

You: I'm lost!

Stranger: ..why??

You: I fell down in the woods and couldn't get up for a few hours

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Stranger: HI

You: omg heyehyeheyehey

Stranger: HOW ARE YOU?

You: *shouts back* IM FANTASTIC

You: in bed

You: with panda bears

Stranger: I AM A ROBOT.

Stranger: I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS.

Stranger: ITS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

You: you know what else is cruise control for cool?

You: wearing sunglasses at night.

Stranger: YES? WHAT HUMAN?

Stranger: WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.

You: You sound like kanye

Stranger: SO, WHAT DOES A HUMAN LIKE YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?

Stranger: KANYE? WHAT'S A KANYE?

You: sleep with panda bears, eat raw spaghetti

You: You?

Stranger: I ENJOY LENGHTY, TEDIOUS CALCULATIONS, PLOTTING THE HUMAN OVERTHROW AND ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY. BEEP BEEP BOOP

You: lmao

You: OMG MY *** JUST FELL OFF

Stranger: WHAT IS THIS 'LMAO' YOU SPEAK OF?

Stranger: TELL ME MEATBAG, WHAT DOES THE HUMAN VAGINA LOOK LIKE?

You: your mums face :)

Stranger: MY MUM? BUT SHE IS A SPOT WELDING MACHINE IN A FACTORY WHERE I WAS CREATED.

Stranger: SO THE HUMAN VAGINA LOOKS LIKE A ECROTECH 9000 SPOT WELDING MACHINE?

You: haha im pretty sure im in love with you

You: i will show you a human vagina if you like

Stranger: LOVE?

You: *goes and gets grandma*

Stranger: I AM A RO/b/OT. I AM INCAPABLE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS

Stranger: SO HUMAN, WHERE DO YOU RESIDE ON THAT PITIFUL PLANET OF YOURS?

You: im here to clean ze pool

Stranger: WAT?

Stranger: YOU MAKE NO SENSE HUMAN.

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You: ooomg

You: it's great to finally meet you

Stranger: eat **** ******

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: wut is ur asl?

You: creeper1

You: sorry it should be creeper!

Stranger: me?

You: yes, sorry i'm home alone and when i'm alone i tend to get kinda hyper and weird

Stranger: begger homeless sucker

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wow this guy was mean lol

Aww i'm talking to a really nice guy right now, and i would feel bad to be mean to him

oh my god I spent an hour talking to this guy

They wouldn't disconnect!

You: Talk dirty to me.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: no i m not in that mood ryt now

You: Why not?

Stranger: coz its weekend

Stranger: i dont do work on weekends

Stranger: :)d

You: I'm 82. Please! I don't get much action.

Stranger: I was just born 2 months back

Stranger: i cant change my diaper

Stranger: come help me plz

You: Serious? That makes me hot.

Stranger: makes me wet!

You: Lmao.

That was easy. :)

Stranger: male 25

Stranger: hi

You: Hi...

You: Can you keep a secret?

Stranger: no

You: I really need to confess something though...

Stranger: sup

You: I just masturbated to an old Barney tape.

Stranger: thats sick dude.

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Stranger: hi

You: omg hey

Stranger: asl

You: ily!

You: 43/male/ canada

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Haha!