I saw a zombie! No joke! What do I do!?

Most likely what you encountered was not a zombie but an intoxicated person. Since thats also something to be afraid of, what you should have done was called the police.

Hey, I believe you. Just because something is witnessed by few instead of the majority does not mean that it is non-existant. Zombies are real demonic forces, and I would suggest that you stock up on some weapons and start praying at least every day (depending on your belief system).

Hire a ghoul from the Arabic folklore and have it sent to you immediately. Ghouls eat dead beings, including zombies. They are your best defense against creatures like zombies.

your not alone! I saw one two just the other day... they are going to multiply fast so barricade your house and grab anything sharp enough to be a weapon.

I'm going to make some homemade explosives from styrofoam and gasoline to hold back the inevitable onslaught.

1.Maybe the fat man is mentally retarded!

2.Make his ex girlfriend just broke up with him and kicked him the nuts that's why he was stumbling!

3.Maybe he sleep walks.

I think they have a book on how to protect yourself against an attack...check at Barnes & Noble.

Grab a shotgun and blow its head off! Can't eat your flesh without a face.

1)Dont get bit

2)Aim for the head

3)Dont travel at night

Follow these rules and you should be fine. Shotguns and machetes dude!

Sounds like you saw a drunk guy.

hmmm....I saw you.....use your best defensive skill. run. fast. opposite direction of zombie.