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Richard W
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Richard W asked in SportsAuto RacingNASCAR · 1 decade ago

NASCAR Nation.................?

What's the difference between a hockey fan, and a hockey puck????

Update:

Mr Prez..

Gee whiz, just a little harmless fun..

I didn't go over there to do it, and fire

with is both poetic, and Biblical, don't

you agree??

Update 2:

Storm, I think the bashing is harder in NASCAR..

Update 3:

Thanx to you all, for you sense of humor.. Racing is about the smiles, and you gave me some really good ones, along with more than a few chuckles.. I did like the fact that there where only two thumbs down for all of the answers combined, and I suspect they were both personal..

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  • Matt F
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    The puck would win on Jeopardy...I'm KIDDING!!!!

  • jedi master
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    The force is stronger with the hockey puck then the fans. How else could sane men go crazy and try to kill each other over a small object?

    Source(s): the force
  • STORM BANDIT
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I know the difference. It is the Ice. The hockey puck is usually on the ice and the fans are on the ground (stands.) Funny, I never watched hockey until one of my dear NASCAR friends got me into it this year. I think it was pretty interesting. Man they bash into each other hard.

  • foxfire
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    The puck will last longer.

    Go Jr.>>>>

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  • Winter Glory
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Hockey fans don't get whacked with a stick?

    Source(s): Bruins fan.
  • tom p
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Knock Knock.

    Source(s): But I digest..... Just my 2 cents.
  • Monkeys!
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    There both da same?

  • blakree
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    .....the hocky puck has a steady job?

  • mountainstar_143
    1 decade ago

    about 2 brain cells....lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Now this isn't nice, we don't like it when they bash Nascar.

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