Fellow Sports Fans, let's play a game? (Funny stuff xD)?

t’s a game. Follow the instructions (A-B-C).

A.Choose the number of the month of your birthday:

1-I shot

2-I ate

3-I punched

4-I sang to

5-I fell in love with

6-I killed

7-Laughed at

8-I went out on a date with

9-I danced with

10-I hugged

11-I married

12-I kissed

B.Choose the day of your birthday:

1-A skateboard

2-My babysitter

3- Dwyane Wade

4-A wooden spoon

5-A mexican

6-A gangster

7-A ninja

8-An iPod

9- Sidney Crosby

10-A goat

11-My pet rock

12- My poop

13-My computer

14-My math teacher

15-My socks

16-Myself

17-A coke

18-A keyboard

19-A cucumber

20-A teddy bear

21- Dwight Howard

22-A cop

23-Lebron James

24-Kobe Bryant

25- Carmelo

26-My neighboor

27-My bed

28-A baseball bat

29-A DVD player

30-A piece of paper

31-An Iphone

C.Choose the color of the top you’re wearing now:

White-Because I was on drugs

Black-Because I was drunk

Pink-Because I was in love

Red-Because the voiced ordered me

Blue-Because I can’t control myself

Green-Because I hate the world

Purple-Because I was naked

Gray-Because I wanted to

Yellow-Because someone offered me 1000.000.000 dollars

Orange-Because I’m the boss

Various-Because I’m a crazy lunatic

Other-I can’t remember why

No shirt-Because I was nervous

Now write all the phrase (month part+day part+color). How is it? Crazy, huh?

Let's see how many funny answers we get shall we?

This was not created by me orignally, I edited it.

Star if you like :)