Do you ever REALLY understand your man?

Who did you marry Homer Simpson?

I was hoping that as a member of the male race most of us moved past being fascinated with farts.

Old habits die hard, I guess.

.I have been married for seven years not long but we have known each other for 21 years. It may seem rude, crude, and unacceptable. But I want you to do two things 1st relax joke back he is trying to embarrass do the same but don't get to extreme and not in front of his friends in public cool because you may never see them again. 2nd COMMUNICATION.... if the 1st doesn't communication is one of the number one guides lines to a successful relationship tell him it bothers you and how it makes you fell. Here is a statement to uses ''I am a classy lady and would prefer to appear as one but the noises and things you do are by far exaggerating a joke''.

Wow, he sounds like a bit of an ***. I yell at men like this. He can dish it out but he can't take it, what a baby. Tell him that you will be you and he must accept it! Don't be stifled, you have the right to make jokes and play around sometimes too.

No my husband is more mature then that.

Tell him its time to grow up and stop acting like a big baby..

Yes, I understand my husband...and no, I don't have that problem.

Nope, that's just your man.

If only you knew....