Is it true Women claim they do 79% of the cleaning in their household while Men do only 35%.?

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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....(scroll down)
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"Clean my house."

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Have you ever noticed how interested we women are in doing housework? Gosh! You would think it is our life's work and main love after husband and children, of course.

Hey, girls. Doesn't it just make you feel good all day when you get a new box of vacuum cleaner bags? Do you fight with your husband so you can have the pleasure of cleaning up the cat vomit? 

I just love cooking. I really do. I don't mind at all when a man stands over my shoulder when I am preparing the meal and whines that he is hungry and needs food right away, even though he never said anything about it half an hour before.

How about the heavy work? Come one! It's just the greatest character building challenge to pick up 100 pound items without any help.

Who cares if some of us also have to work a full times job. A woman should get down on her knees and happily scrub the floor when she comes home from work, while her "better half" puts his feet up and throws back a cold one (beer or course).

Of course if we could always get the king of love we want and deserve, I doubt you would see so many of us complaining.  This woman in the story was foolish (provided she was not married)! She should have taken him up on his offer to give her real pleasure.

dalliewells · Answer

Funny

Irony Man · Answer

No.

Women clean 100% of the household and 100% of the men's income :D

Men clean 100% of the women :)

Anonymous · Answer

79+35.is equal to 114 percent.

? · Answer

I'm sure the number is generous, because few men do any housework if they can avoid it. They would rather "turn blind eyes" on a mess than extend a little finger.
Great joke!


The two numbers don't add up (sorry.)

Anonymous · Answer

Yes,It may be, because mostly men are less interested in cleaning household.

Madhukar · Answer

Between me and my wife, she does 95% and I do 5%. I do not know about others.

holier than thou · Answer

eh, i don't care , i like cleaning my house , $20 is too much isn't it for housecleaning ! i didnot get the joke (maybe) :p

ℓσςţ · Answer

funny

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Anonymous · Answer

yes

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