How often do you think about farting?

I think about it when the urge arises. My farting is usually at its peak in the morning and right before I have to take a dump. A couple weeks ago, I felt a turd coming on, and pushed out about 10 small farts (in a row) in front of my boyfriend, who stopped what he was doing and just stared. He was trying not to laugh. I wish I had filmed that!

I hate to sound like some kind of weird pervert or something, but I think about girls farting all the time. I have a fart fetish, so, since I find it attractive, I wind up thinking about girls doing it a lot more than the average person would. There's nothing more beautiful to me than a girl who has no shame in letting out a loud, smelly fart. Like I said, I don't mean to sound like some kind of pervert, but at least I'm being honest lol.

Funnily enough, I rarely think about my own farting. I only think about me farting when I have to do it.

Who are these fart experts? I think about farting when I fart, or when someone lets one near me.

I think about girls farting all the time :-) as I love hearing a pretty girl fart.

i love when beautiful women fart.

my wife was in a bad mood this morning,so she would not fart for me.

so,here's to all the beautiful women that love to fart.