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If you could be a patron saint or god or goddess of something, what would you be?

My husband nominated me as goddess of glass marbles because I have about 50 pounds of marbles in glass jars around the house. So what would you be god/goddess of or patron saint of?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I would be the patron Saint of Online Gamers.

    they would ask me for divine intervention in dealing with difficult gaming situations, that i guide the pizza delivery driver to their homes in record times, that i allow the gear or weapon they are seeking to drop for them, and that i sooth the wrath of their parents whose basement they live in.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    St Andrew Stewart

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am the earth mother, bringer of peace, giver of love, and destroyer of evil.

    I am The Goddess del Cannabis! On your knees child, and inhale!!!

    lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hmm, well, if my husband was going to name me goddess of something, it would probably be goddess of shoes, since I have a lot of them.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would be the Goddess of winning the effin lottery

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd be the patron saint of deep fried foods...

  • 1 decade ago

    God of the Phallus. I'm incredibly large you know.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I would be the goddess of laundry! i do laundry almost everyday! and we don't have that many clothes between us!

  • 1 decade ago

    humulus lupulus, otherwise known as hops

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