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What's your favorite 'knock knock' joke, i.e. knock knock, who's there?

A joke you've heard or made up yourself.

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    knock knock

    whos there

    banana

    banana who

    knock knock

    whos there

    banana

    banana who

    knock knock

    whos there

    banana

    banana who

    knock knock

    whos there

    banana

    banana who

    Knock knock

    whos there

    orange

    orange who

    orange u glad i didnt say banana

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Knock Knock.

    Who's There?

    Chuck Norris.

    *Runs And Hides*

  • pinky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Knock knock

    whos their

    boo

    boo who

    sorry didn't mean to make you cry I didn't know my jokes stinked that much

  • 1 decade ago

    Knock knock,

    Who's there?

    Little old lady lou.

    Little old lady lou who?

    I'm sorry, we don't give the 1,000,000 dollar prize to yodelers!!

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