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seanquinn10
seanquinn10 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What would you do if......?

Ok, another story i read from a magazine,......

This, erm, one guy, *cough*, was, um, pleasuring himself in his room, with his head phones on and his eyes closed, and after he "erupted", he opened his eyes and there was a cup of tea and sum fresh sand whiches on his desk

What would you do if this happened you or would you be embarrassed, or just go down stairs an look at your mum an say "aw yeh, its all meeeeeeeeee" LMAO

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  • JanJan
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    I can say with total certainty that would never happen to me

  • liam + ginger (brown-nose)
    1 decade ago

    I'd say "Don't just bring sarnies up here - wipe away the jízz blobs too next time!"

  • Cal
    1 decade ago

    Ask her if she wants to see a bit more and if she does make her pay.

  • twiztedlilfreak1
    1 decade ago

    Thanks for the tea mom, I could use some refreshment at this point!

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  • enjoy life!
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    it all depends if there was cream in your tea..

    LOL

  • Elbo
    1 decade ago

    It's all meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

    And then do it again.

    In front of her...

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    what kind of sandwiches are they??

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