What can you do to a neighbor behind his back without getting caught?

break something in his backyard

if he has a pool, pee in it xD

put something really gross somewhere he'll find it

prank call his house under blocked call, act like a stalker, tell him what he's wearing, etc. if u think there's a chance he'll say he knows its you, then be outside where he can see you while your talking to him, but look lke your asleep on the porch or something.

hold on, edit, im still thinking

oh, bout the poeple saying egg his house, he might know it was you lol. so throw a few eggs at your own house too, just egg places that are easier to clean.

ohh i just seached the internet, listenn

"Put an add in the paper saying that they are looking for a single female, or that they are selling a car to the best offer, or they are having a moving sale, but the best thing is to have people call after 10 p.m. It will get the best of them."

WHO THUMBD ME DOWN???

Well, how you could do that would depend on what you have available! An old mine or well could work. Cremation - possible but the fire would have to be really hot, for a long time, over 1,400 degrees F. Dumping the body in the ocean could be a good idea ... if you have a boat and access to the ocean. If you own land ... putting the body in a hole then laying concrete over it would work fairly good. Lots of ways to get rid of a dead body, some of them so good that the police would never find it!

If you've access to his garden, take some urine in a container out to his washing line and throw over his washing. It'll dry lovely and when you see him wearing those clothes or think of him lying in bed between those sheets you'll feel a warm glow of satisfaction.

Forget it. Occupy your mind with other things. Go to the cinema. Read a book. Otherwise you let him win if your life begins to revolve around him.

ummmm egg his house in the middle of the night then all u gotta do is book it back inside u dont have to run and hide

Make rude hand gestures.

Lol, revenge usually ends up bad. I'd drop the cause while you're at it.

throw bleach in his garden if he has one lol

thats what were going to do if the old hag next door doesnt stop

bothering us .

Sleep with her husband. Just don't get caught.

Steal his sugar.

Just don't feed him any more carrots and he will go away.