Who has some good pick up lines?

There is a board with 600 of them

1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.

2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"

5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met.

6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.

7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for.

8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner?

9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?

10.Gosh, you're pretty.

11.You're very easy on the eyes.

12.Your smile is like sunshine.

13.God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

14.You are the reason men fall in love.

15.Do you have room in you life for a new friend?

16.I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a

good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?

17.You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.

18.There is more than what meets the eyes.

19.I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me...is it my cologne?

20.I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.

21.What can I do to make you mine?

22.I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

23.You should be someone's wife.

24.If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here.

25.So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.

26.I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours.

27.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

28.Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend,

she's putting me up for adoption.

29.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

30.Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in

finding the true meaning of marathon?

31.Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.

32.Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce.

33.Fine! And you?

34.This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

35.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met...today.

36.You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.

37.Just where do those legs end?

38.What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them?

39.You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.

40.The best of me is behind me.

41.The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister.

42.Would you like someone to mix with your drink?

43.Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?

44.Can I be your slave for tonight?

45.Be different, say yes.

46.I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?

47.We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.

48.Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.

49.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here

after.

50.Motel spelled backward is letom.

51.So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?

52.When's our wedding?

53.Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic.

54.Can I end a sentence with a proposition?

55.Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life?

56.Weren't we married in a past life?

57.My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

58.Funny, you don't look like a democrat.

59.Hi, I'm employed.

60.Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

61.Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.

62.There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out.

63.Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?

64.What's your sign?

65.I want to bear all your children.

66.Love is like a rug...walk all over me...lie on me...but no animals allowed.

67.Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.

68.Are those your real eyes?

69.Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor?

70.Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair!

71.Would you like to take a shower?

72.You bring new meaning to the word "alien."

73.Take a chance.

74.Always good for you to see me again.

75.Are you actually beautiful or do you remind me of myself?

76.If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.

77.Would you like to be in movies?

78.Don't you know me from somewhere?

79.I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.

80.My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Um how about 'come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.'

Get it? Oh and the subway one was gross! But on the same level as this one.

Well, one goes something like this: "if I were an enzyme I'd be DNA heliocase so I could unzip your genes"

"do you have a library card cause' I'm checking you OUT!"

"do you have a mirror in your pants cause' I can see myself in them"

"are you Jamaican? cause' you're j-makin' me CRAZY!"

When you are at the grocery store, go to the egg section where there's a woman and say "How do you like your eggs?" Then say " I like mine fertalized."

ha my friend loves retarded pick up lines. i can't remember many, but the funniest one i can think of that i've heard her say is: "Did you have Campbell's Soup? Cause you look Mmm...Mmm...Good!"

Im no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed Rock. ;)

Gawd I have heard so many more but I cant think of any.

How does it feel being the hottest woman in the room?

I've forgotten my number. Can i have yours?

babe, I wish you were my homework so i can slam you on the desk and do you all night.

^____^ and those were just some of my favorites :]

i lost my number can i have yours?

is that a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them?

girl is walking one way point her in the other direction and say, "are you lost because the beauty contest is that way"- my fave