Best captions for this photo wins 10 points!?

title:the stages of a mans life (captions for each picture)

1.)you're drunk and you see her at the bar

2.)the first time you see her naked

3.)she tells you shes pregnant

4.)the condom company tells you "NO REFUNDS!"

lol i know those are kind of crappy but i hope they help

Kentucky Boy has extra the teeth than the completed city . everybody interior the small city of Doubledown, KY are out to shoot to kill Bubba Bitesdouble for his teeth, even with the undeniable fact that the community city Sheriff will hunt him down first.

pic 1 are those panties blue or purple

pic 2 oh no there green

pic 3 WHAT IS THAT!=))

pic 4 yummy

Ahh here it comes...

Ooo release it...

Oh nuts, it's stopping!

Phew. I thought I'd never be able to watch that in HD. Heh heh

Ooh, that's one hot chick!

Ugh, what a fat duma$$

WTF is that?

That looks like one yummy hamburger mmmmmmmmmmm.........

IDK, randomest stuff I could think of. I don't think it's funny.

Brains !! I need Brians ! I am Zombie, Yam yam

oh yeah its coming.... ohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiz

its there baby yaaaahhhhH! -

omfg no!! . .nooo nnoooo noo! im dead... - in an elivator and i just took a crap in my pants... and this is the second time!#@#@$$@

;)

I love the egg!

Barry's Life

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lol "What a man dreams about while all alone" You can guess what that means