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HP question...Who would pledge for SPEW?

All Harry Potter fans unite! if you would have joined the society of the protection of elfish welfare please say "Hermione's a genius!" then explain why you are joining and what you would do to improve the living conditions of house elves.

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Dobby stands looking pathetic in his baggy clothes a large stack of Hermione's knitted hats balanced on his head as he says, " Star please or Dobby has to punish himself." Behind him Hermione beams standing before a pledging table with a tip jar with many golden stars gleaming a line of pledgers weaved throughout the Main Hall. Harry and Ron stand beside her handing a pledge badge and a SPEW manual to a Fragile blond first year who is fumbling her robes for a golden star. :-)

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Update:

oh and if you are worried about Dobby he is now an actor working for hermione for 10 Gallions an hour. (his rich!)

Update 2:

okay... okay in my Hp world Dobby never dies and he becomes an actor... please don't act like i don't know his fate in Deathly Hollows... i know but i have a list of characters i enjoy pretending JKR never killed off... dobby is one of them... let me have my fun

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  • Ellie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Hermione's a genius. I belive that all creatures, no matter what they are, should have equal rights and protection as humans! I would increse wages, but not FORCE them to stop working

  • Hannah
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hermione is a genius. She is anyway lol =P

    SPOILER

    Because Dobby died to save wizards and house-elves deserve some respect for that.

    xxxGood Luckxxx

    Soz for the spoiler.

  • Taylor Swift Fan :)
    1 decade ago

    Hermiones a genius. Of course I mean a House elf saved there lives!! Give them some credit!

  • *~dani~*
    1 decade ago

    Hermione is a Genius. I would definitely join spew, as elf'ss should have a right to do as they please or at least be paid properly to do so. The malfoys where awful to Dobby. Hogwarts are nice to there elf'ss.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I Pledge Allegiance to the Green Bay Packers & I Pledge to wear a Grossman jersey for a whole season if they win the Super Bowl. Ouch

  • Bri
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hermione is a freaking genius.

    Lol looks like I'm donating a star.

  • Lori ♥
    1 decade ago

    I believe in Spew!

    House elves SHOULD be given better working & living conditions, however they should not be stopped from working as it is what they enjoy. Also, I believe house elves should be given counselling for their self-harm issues XD

    Hermione's a genius

  • Amanda
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hermione's a genius, but I'd only free elves who wanted it, or it backfires (remember Winky?).

  • Pure Brilliance
    1 decade ago

    Hermione is a total genius!

    YES! Let us liberate poor abused elves lol! And we should fine people for hurting their house-elves because that, my friend, is SLAVERY. (nods sagaciously)

    lol, you're funny. :) Go S.P.E.W.!

  • Marvell Nightmare ♣
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hermione's a genius!

    Source(s): http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ya_dumbledores_army/
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