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Joe K
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Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

guy's don't don't lie?

Never Lie To A Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

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The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

I thought I would share this

found at http://www.ticklemewithjokes.com/sport-jokes-34.ht...

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  • 1 decade ago
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    That is a hilarious!

    For my drama class, we had to present a joke and someone presented this joke and half the people understood the joke which made it funnier.

    Thanks for sharing!

    C:

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats to funny!

  • RT
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    DOH! someone's in the doghouse for a while.....

  • 1 decade ago

    lol. hope that that taught the guy a lesson

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  • 1 decade ago

    it took me a min but a get it know....lol that was funny!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Will definitly try that one!

  • 1 decade ago

    the doghouse?

    not even deserving!! lol !!

    cheeky get.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice ONE!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    okay joke

  • 1 decade ago

    haha busted!!!

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