Sure is Dark in here?

A housewife takes his lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work.

Without she to knowing, her 9 year old son is hidden in the closet. Unexpectedly, her husband arrives at house.

She hides her lover in the closet. Now the boy has company and then they begin to talk:

The boy: 'Sure is dark in here'

The lover: 'Please silence'

The boy: 'I have a baseball'

The lover: 'That's good, but please silence'

The boy: 'Do you want to buy it?'

The lover: 'No thanks'

The boy: 'My dad is outside'

The lover: 'Ok, how much do you want?'

The boy: ‘$250.00'

Weeks later, the same thing happens, and the boy is in the closet with the lover again.

The boy: 'Sure is dark in here'

The lover: 'Damn it, you again'?

The boy: 'I have a baseball glove'

The lover: 'damn, how much you want?'

The boy: ‘$750.00

The lover: 'Screw it, don't be an ***'

The boy: 'My dad is outside,,,,,,,,,,,,,,! '!

The lover: 'Ok, eazy there, but you remain silence'

Days later, the dad says to the boy, 'get your glove and ball, we are going to play baseball.'

The boy says, 'I don't have it daddy. I sold it.'

The dad asks him, 'for how much?'

The boy says, ‘$1.000,00'

His dad says,' That is terrible, you shouldn't charge a lot to friends. That is more than what those things are worth. I am going to take you for the church so you confess it.'

They go for the church and the dad explains to the Priest what happened and he sends the boy to the confessional and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Sure is darkin here'.

And the Priest answers: "For God sake, you again...!”