Favorite Simpsons quote?

[Homer singing to the tune of "Flinstones" while driving car]

"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chesnut tree...AHH!"

Coming up next, The Flintstones meet The Jetsons

Uh oh, I smell another cheap cartoon crossover...

Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman, The Critic!

DENIED!!!!

The judge in some early episode.

Also from an early one, and not a quote, but when Homer tries to jump the canyon on Bart's skateboard...then the trolley rolls out the back of the ambulance and he bounces his way down the hill again. hahahahaha!!

Eat My Shorts - Afriend of mine use to say this way back in 1971 way before Bart Simpson ever said it. We even taught him how to say in German since that is where we were. "Essen Mine Unterhosen"

When Bart is cutting tiny words out of the Bible and says to Milhouse, "See, these swears are in the Bible so we can say them." When Milhouse is like, "Oh, I don't know Bart." Bart snaps back, "Shut the hell up ya damn *** whore!"

Priceless.

I LOVE "the goggles do nothing"!

My two favorites, ironically, both involve bad grammar.

Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Moe: "If you're so sure what it ain't, how about tellin' us what it am?"

xD

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

(Gotta love Homer!)

Ralph

"when i grow up i wanna be a principal or a caterpillar"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76IoG2x1Xy0&feature...

"You cant make friends with salad" it is a song that bart and hommer sang when lisa became a veritarian

It's either

-Marge: "This is the worst thing you've ever done!"

-Homer: "You say that so often it's lost all meaning."

or

"The lesson is: never try."