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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

What is one of the worst pick up lines you've heard? Is this one pretty bad? (See Within)..?

A friend from work called me. She's been interested in this one guy. Anyhow, he texted her this afternoon- He offered to make her pork chops if she'd come out and be the dessert! LOL! What do you think of this...She didn't go...

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  • Dizz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Hey Sweet Thing , Can i call your mama & tell her what a beautiful baby girl she had * smiles *

    That one your friend got was funny .

    Dang , some man cooked me pork chops , I'd be dessert . lmao

    Happy Eve , JB . Zzid :)

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Hi.. um.. you have beautiful eye-lashes."

    I felt so bad for this guy at the time! We were like 13 or something.

    Anyway, I ended up in a new friendship group recently (I'm 16 now), and he's in it and I hadn't seen him since, and it turns out that he had really fancied me but was really nervous and had tried to say I had beautiful eyes but his nerves made him screw it up!! He still likes me, but he's not exactly massively popular with the ladies, so... well let's just say there are reasons that the feeling is not mutual!

  • she should have told him she would be the "before meal snack" or he could pork his chops elsewhere....the worse pick up lines? how about..."my face leaves in 5 minutes and i want you to be on it".

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  • 1 decade ago

    I love pork chops. I'd go in a hot flash. lol As for my being desert, he can have seconds. ;)

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    He wanted to give her pork twice? Damn he wanted to kill her!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

    His pick up line is really bad......he probably cannot cook in the kitchen or the bedroom.

    Worst I ever heard...baby I just have to know your name...please! I always say it is STOP!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sounds like the best offer I heard in years. Tell her to have him call me....

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol. yea, thats pretty bad. I dont use pick-up lines in general, so i dont know of any really bad ones though!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Well I would say she's got her head screwed on right. Good for her,not taking the bait. She apparently values her soul. Reading most of your answers from our future generation scares me. Change abounds.

    Source(s): Jill
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha that's funny :)

    Man: Are you retarded?

    Woman: No, why?

    Man: Cuz you sure are special

    Very mean.. But a man said this to my sister at the bar a week or so ago.

    I swear !

    :)

    Have a good one

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