Survey: how does one go about sneaking on to a top secret military base?

How bout I come to Canada and take care of some biznas instead?? *crosses fingers*

haha I'm sure if you wear a sexy dress someone will sign you on base

just tell them your going to the club or bowling alley you can sign if it's top secret forget it they don't even allow most military members you need a badge to find someone use the base personal locator

Sign in as a guest at the sentry gate. It's easy. No sneaking involved!

Mr. Dance Moves....I don't have anything nice to say to you. You're a weiner!

i don't know, you would have to be a twin sister of somebody and steal their uniform and their id! since its impossible to sneak on a military base without proper id, and ridiculously impossible trying to sneak on one with a secret clearance! its about the chances of me finding carmen electra knocking on my door wanting to play naked twister with me and kim kardashian!

edit: just admit that im right and you have no clue what you are talking about! no reason to get to name calling!

marine wife, she said top secret. they arent letting guest in try again!

Are you going after that bald guy? If you figure out how to get in, I demand you bring me with you.

you have an advantage.. you could always sleep with the guards to distract them

ummm...not that much you'd probably get shot without any warning before you even know it