What is the silliest thing you have ever done?

I lost my phone, so after two weeks of searching i went to get a new one

Just after i had brought my new phone home, i got some icecream from the freezer.

I found my 'lost' phone in the freezer:S

I used to work for a security company last year, and when I was out shopping for some things to attend a conference with my boss ( who is also my friend and neighbour), he started asking the assistants in the shops if they has seen me on TV in my new film.

Now by boss was pretending to be my security gaurd, and becuase he fits the stereotype of a big, Black guy with chains and sunglasses, and me the small young Asian girl with the long lashes and fancy jewellery; the shop assistant thought I was someone she had seen on TV and began to get excited.

As we left the shop my boss started to shout " Move out of the way, VIP coming through".

It was by far the silliest things I had ever experienced and so much fun too.

=)

I've done lots of silly things.

1. Took a sip of the tomato sauce. I thought it was my lemonade! Damn kids moved it.

2. Started randomly brushing my hair with my fork without noticing until someone asked me what the **** I was doing.

3. Tripped over on the crossing. It was pretty embarrassing, but no one seemed to care. They just kept beeping their darn car horns like they were god's gift to the world.

4. Threw-up on the doctor's face. Stupid moron practically jammed that popsicle-stick down into my stomach.

5. Got caught stealing. Stealing a sticker. You would've thought I would've taken the whole pack, but I was too much of an angel. *Flutters eyelashes angelically*

That's only a few.

This happened many years ago.

I bought something i am not quite sure what it was, but lets say it was something expensive. so i bought it and they put it in a light bag and i paid for it. i did the other minor shopping i needed and started walking home. then suddenly i realized that the bag wasn't in my hand. i was like oh **** where is the bag? Mum for the first time sent me shopping and i blew it, and all kinds of thoughts were going on my head. I ran back to the shop and asked where is the bag? they all laughed and said its in my left hand lol. I embarrassed and relived at the same time.

I took a cushion down to my local park and had to chase a bulldog round for 10 mins to get it bck then I ended up running away from it cos it wanted the cushion back. My friend stood and laughed. lol =D

Today i think, At work i was grinding some metal and the grinder slipped over the edge and straight into my thumb. Nice cut in my thumb now, Wanna see it.

Signed up to yahoo answers and aimed for Level 1

i was really stressed and put the iron in the fridge after i had used it,

like a week later i ended up putting hairspray under my armpits instead of deodrant :( :| :|:|

im really dopy!

ive tried to peel potatoes with the plastic bit of the peeler before,

aw tons of stuff :(

Waking up on the floor with out knowing I fell off my bed.

Caught water on Fire...

That was also that saddest thing ive ever done :3