THIS IS A LAUGH OUT LOUD-I CAN'TSTOP LAUGHING?

THIS IS A LAUGH OUT LOUD-I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very

nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her

nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost

making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she

even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked

over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and

said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her

face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain

again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and

longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once

again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman

had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"