What wakes you up in the morning?

-- Your cat, wanting some attention.

-- Your bird, singing it's heart out.

-- Your landlord, asking for the rent.

-- Your boss, asking you to come to work early.

-- The police with a search warrant.

-- The people upstairs making a racket.

-- An emergency vehicle going by.

-- A low flying air plane.

-- your buzzing alarm clock: a little

-- your vibrating cell phone: nope

-- your blaring radio: nope

-- your parent: a little

-- your sibling: yes (aargh get outa my room!)

-- the sun: no

-- your subconcious mind: sometimes (if i have something to do/ am late)

-- freezing cold water thrown on top of you : yes

-- an annoying fly: no

-- your spouse : N/A

I don't wake up in the morning. There's a train that goes by my house everyday at around 3 am, so I can never get any sleep past then.

Crohn's disease+sun

Alarm clock my mom/sibblings making to much noise, a car back firing.

my boyfriend always lets out a huge fart in the morning. lol.

if that doesn't wake me up the sun usually does.

- a barking dog

-a yelling neighbor

any movement

a need to go to the restroom

I wake up because I have to urinate. (Pee)

Your dog :)