Brandy Clapton! Is this crazy or am I.......?

I have no idea where this came from but I’m in need of any advice possible.

This person has claimed me as there best friend when I don’t even like people. I am a total loner who caps on the dearest ever and heinous things that blast off you’re character and/or ones face. My personality is off the hinges and no one understands it; but steadily, I’m hounded down by people who see me as crucial in there lives; I’m talking about people I don’t even know, nor do I want to know… like: what the helly?

Jocked and crazy! I can’t help it if I’m contagious! But, really though, I’m not all out there shaking my sauce neither; I’m not presenting myself out here, so what gives? What’s this personas issue; why am I the topic on this persons list? Why am I claimed as the best friend to every one when I’m not even paying the slightest mind to this character…?

I’m not like you; you’re like me; older or shorter, it matters nada.