how do you lose 95 lbs in one night?

There is no possible way to lose this amount of weight in one night. Having some type of surgery such as liposuction or tummy tuck is the way to lose the most weight in one day. The best way to lose weight is to eat a low fat diet and exercise 5 days a week at least 30 minutes per day. Get your heart pumping for extra cardio benefits.

I'm sorry to say that you can not to loss all in one night but try to change your diet behavior. Check you caloric needs per day and your BMR and eat less than your caloric needs per day. I think this could help you loss weight as you need.

Is this a joke?

You can lose it in a few years...

but a night? gotta be kidding mate.

By buying Mighty Putty. You can do anything that!

unless you burn 332,500 calories in one night, you can't.

gotta suffer through diets and excersize like the rest of us. [:

Cut your head off your body and thow your body away. other than that, you can't.

break up with your girlfriend