Anyone know any good Michael Jackson Jokes?

Yeah, because people are ignorant.

Why don't people make fun of someone you love that died?

Michael Jackson Jokes

Since Michael has so much plastic, they're going to melt him into Lego's so now kids can play with him.

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?

A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q:How does Michael pick his nose?

A: From a catalog.

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Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?

A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A: Because they aren't his!

Micheal Jackson Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?

A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?

A: His other hand !!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?

A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Little boy blue!

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?

A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?

A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?

A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?

A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A: Because they aren't his!

`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?

~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?

~Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?

~Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?

A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt onPepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy someentertainment, what shall we do?". To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have beenin trouble for that before"

`What's black and comes in little white cans?

~Michael Jackson`

What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?

~Michael Jackson.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to:The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.

The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?

~They both play ball in the Minor League.

`What's the difference between them?

~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?

~He was up to a pack a day.

`What happens when Michael talks about sex?

~It's all very tongue in cheek.

`What does Michael have in common with NASA?

~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

`What do Michael's *** and an LA jail have in common?

~Both hold the juice.

`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

~A Michael Jackson slumber party.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. I

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is pale and scares kids. The other is a friendly ghost.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant?

One plays ball in the pros, the other plays ball in the minors.

What does Michael Jackson and an XBOX both have in common?

They are both plastic and kids turn them on!

When is Michael Jackson like a clock?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Ohhh..and the classic!

What was Michael Jackson doing in Macy's?

He heard little boys pants were half off

Michael jackson is dead. hospital staff dont know what to do with his body as plastic recycle night is not until next tuesday....

Out of respect,

mcdonalds has relesased the mcjackson burger,

50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

BEST ....JOKE.....

Undertakers have announced that now michael jackson has died he's going to be melted down to make toys , so the kid can play with him for a change!

What have Father Christmas and Michael Jackson have in common.

They both unload their sacks in childrens bedrooms.

What is the difference between a carrier bag and Michael Jackson.

One is white plastic and harmful to children the other is used to carry shopping.

When Farrah Fawcett died God gave her one wish, and Farrah wished that all the children will be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.

I like Michael Jackson's songs, so nothing rude against him, I just have a good humor.

Q) Why does Michael Jackson want to be cremated?

A) So he can be turned into a PS2 and still play with little boys.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys2Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service!!