I want a really good riddle and joke from anyone?

JOKE

Two flies are sitting on a piece of ****. One of em farts and the other one goes "Hey! I'm eating here."

RIDDLE

God takes it.

The Devil Gives it.

Poor people have it.

Rich people want it.

7 letters.

WHAT IS IT?

i didnt make these up but i hope u like them! OK RIDDLE, a man was driving his car there were no lights on the highway he didnt even have on his lights. and there was a black dog out in the middle of the road, the man drove around it, how did he do it? { it was daytime } lol ok tht was easy but it usally tricks pplz if they dont pay much attention. OK DUMB BLONDE JOKE, a brunette, red head, and a blonde were running from the police, the brunette jumped into a feild of sheep while the police were not looking, so when they went pass the sheep the brunette said, BAAAAA, so they thought they should look somewhere els, the red head went into a barn of cows, so they looked there and she said MOO so they looked somewhere els, the blonde hid in a sack of potatoes so when they looked around the bag the blonde went, PO-TA-TO so they found her got her out of the bag and put her in jail. lol

From my own brain:

How much cats could a cat fish fish if a catfish could fish cats?

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