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Have you ever ridden in a buggy on a really cold day?
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.'
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.'
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, 'My nose is cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up'. l
He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'
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The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother,
'Have you ever heard of a penis?'
Slightly concerned the mother said,' Why, yes...?! Why do you ask?'
The daughter replies:
'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?'
9 Answers
- ☼ GƖơώ ✞ Ѡɪηǥs ☼Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
LOL! Oh my goodness Kitty! Where did you get this one?
It is absolutely the best copy and paste joke I have seen in a long time!
Thank you for making my day!!! :D
Sending this baby round the country, right now!
(Missed ya again last call)
- LorraineLv 45 years ago
I'm going out on a limb here, but here's another one. One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red" Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato". "No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher. So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it" "Go to the principals office" says the teacher. "No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"
- 1 decade ago
LOL - great joke - what do you do when it's 100 degrees outside - oh well a little more heat wouldn't hurt.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL - I'll have to remember that come Winter and see if my girlfriend will fall for that.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Arise fair madden
your audience awaits your Encore ha ha ha