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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

I'm in a good mood have one out of the top 100?

There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said,"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and that damn mailman is the son-of-a-Gun who ran over my FROG!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    awwwwwwhhhh!! the poor kid. his frog :(

    hahah he is prettyyy darn clever :P

    lucky lucky family . . . . . .

  • Paul R
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Only problem is mum doesn't sleep with the mailman so whats the point to all this.

    The mailman is the only one mentioned who doesn't sleep with anybody.

    I suppose you meant milkman instead of mailman.

  • Laredo
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Long joke, but worth the wait for the punchline. Very good, got to be 40 out of 10 for that one, thanks.

  • 1 decade ago

    You are a Genius! Take this you deserve it. *pins a star to his vest*

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  • Bezza
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant, very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    wow. just wow.

    thats a big chain of events. lol

  • best joke i have heard today on here lol your funny

  • D
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Heard it before but its still good.

  • 1 decade ago

    Whoa! Sick but good nonetheless.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!.

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