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What songs would you use to musically torture someone?

Now, I have a "victim" in mind for my torture (my ex-husband) considering how difficult he has been making my life he needs to be tortured.

Since he hates GnR with a passion, I think that playing one of his least favorite songs on continuous loop will drive him completely insane.

His least favorite song? "Sweet Child O' Mine"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-AYAv0IoWI

Now...after about six hours of that, I think he will be more reasonable

Who do you want to torture, and what songs would you use?

Bonus Q: Favorite violent sport

Bonus Q2: Favorite movie villain

Bonus Q3: Ever beat someone up who really deserved it?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Oh, I have a few...

    Like this one for example...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qm5B612acU

    followed by this one...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII

    then the piece de la resistance ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

    Thats Right baby, NO MERCY ....COBRA KI

    BQ-MMA Fighting (that or badminton)

    bq2-Heath Legers Joker....just brilliant the way he psychologically tortured Gotham

    BQ- I'm too nice and too smart to get blood on my own hands =)

  • Haha that's funny.

    Honestly I would play Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict-on endless loop.

    He'd cringe..

    BQ: I don't really condone organized sports other than Gymnastics (because I was in it competitievly) I guess Rugby is cool though?

    BQ2: hmmm I know this is cheesy but Ursella from the Little Mermaid.

    BQ3-no I could never physically harm someone unless it was to save myself. That and I'm 5'5'' and a 0 in juniors..I couldn't do much damage.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh, I've got people I'd torture.

    I'd start with a light sprinkling of Moonspell. Gothic Doom metal. One of my favorite bands. Move on to Salt the Wound. Great melodeath/deathcore band. Switch it up with some Savage Garden, either as relief or a new angle to blast them with. Keep it pumping with some Neil Young. I'd move onto GNR, because nobody can listen to Axl and still want to hear. When that's done, I'd play Witch Doctor, followed by Banana Phone, before turning off the music and leaving them for a few hours with their ears ringing and songs mingling in their head.

    I'd come back the next day with some classical music. Everyone likes classical music. When they got into a mellow mood, I'd blast Death, followed by Mayhem, bring in some Immortal, Hecate Enthroned, and Amon Amarth. Some more Salt the Wound, and then I'd crank the Showdown. Underoath followed by Soilwork. Then, I'd start playing some of his favorite music (Daft Punk, Benny Benassi, etc.) really loud, except with Nosferatu and Behemoth in the background, just to kill it for him. Move into Wolves in the Throne Room, Rosetta Stone, and Tristania.

    I'd throw in some Kamelot, and wrap it all up with Cannibal Corpse and Mephisto Walz.

    Most of the music is metal, jumping from gothic to doom to death to black randomly. I've thrown in some -core, along with some completely different genres. I like all bands there except Cannibal Corpse. IT would be a harrowing night.

    BA: Paintball

    BA2: Prince Prospero from the Masque of the Red Death

    BA3: Oh yeah.

  • 1 decade ago

    I would use any song by James Blunt or Nickelback to musically torture someone.

    Favorite violent sport: I'm not much into sports, but I enjoy seeing people get the sh*t beaten out of them when they deserve it.:)

    Favorite movie villain: Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies. He's too funny!:)

    I've never really PHYSICALLY beaten anyone, but I've certainly given some people a good verbal thrashing when they needed it!:)

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  • Stuie
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I will torture my friends who today while playing cards wouldn't stop singing Stanky Leg by Souja Boy. I think the best song to do that with would be Blueberry Hill by Louis Armstrong.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cGsX7i1uGI

    Bonus: Slam Ball

    BonusQ2: Hannibal Lecter or Dr. Evil

    BonusQ3: No

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oh man i would definatley play ICP, or some poison, or some bret michaels solo work. but i think this song might just be the most obnoxious and annoying song for someone ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWquK9s6fP0

    i mean yeah the message is good i guess, but omg is it depressing, and kinda gross the imagery she uses, and after about 24 hours of listening to this song, you're guaranteed to have nothing left but a broken will and some misery

    BA: boxing

    BA2: Jules in Pulp Fiction, the dude is definately a bad guy but hes ******* cool you know?

    BA3: yes :P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would make a compilation CD and include all of Herman Li's Ridicules Video Game cover noises. He covers Pac Man, Donkey Kong, basically he covers any Nintendo video game noise he just cover them on guitar. So I put those on a CD and just keep repeating them until the CD ran out of room because theres like 70 plus minutes or available time on them. I would kidnap them use like 2 hundred roles of duck tape and tape them in a small card board box put that disk in the loudest stereo system as possible in the middle of nowhere and leave them there like that. Oh I would put the Stereo on CD repeat to for sure.

    Source(s): Hi Nancy! :D
  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Haha! Well... I have a story involving that song but I won't get into that right now.

    I'd probably use any Miley song (original I know). But seriously, her voice isn't horrible, it's just picturing her singing it with her huge teeth and puffy cheeks. That's the torture part. I'd torture my scary 6th grade social studies teacher. I'm still bitter about what she did to me. : P

    BQ: Um... boxing?

    BQ3: Physically? No. Verbally? Yes!

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't play Guns and roses, that is a quality band. Play like european folk music, or traditional japanese guitar music where they play like 2 strings at a time, and it's all low tempo songs. Play music with lots of harmonica's and yodelers in it. Look up bad indian music, I'm not saying like the popular bollywood, but like indian music even indian's don't like. Play american idol that william hung who can't sing, play bad classical versions of great songs (tchaikovsky's 1st) there are many many to choose from.

    Yeah, and for the beating up someone who really deserved it, those out there who did it successfully usually ended up in court afterwards.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    pretty much any indie hardcore band. a good 90% of them sound terrible and make me cry at the sound of it. say...Waking the Cadaver.

    Bonus Q: Favorite violent sport - RUGBY :DD

    Bonus Q2: Favorite movie villain - hmm...too many

    Bonus Q3: Ever beat someone up who really deserved it? - no but i almost shot someone who did.

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