how come when i skipped school it was never like Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

cuz you're a hillbilly not a rich kid.

because Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a fictional movie and you are in, what i like to call, the real world

Well bridesmaids is really funny speaking of like mean girls is things. Won't regret watching that. Limitless & Lincoln lawyer if you haven't seen then you must! They aren't comedies but they are definitely drama.

Because you never did enough! I wish I lived in a place with something to do but I enjoyed my days of sitting on my a** on my computer, sleeping in, reading and watching DVDs....except the day I was on my laptop on my kitchen table and my principal came knocking at my door looking right at me....being the idiot that I am I got the unlocked door and went back with him :(

cause ferris bueller is a clever little rebel with a sick ride :)

Hollywood makes dull lives seem glamourous. Oh wait, no they alter them to make them look glamourous. So yes, unless you have a writing staff, film crew, make-up artist, and team of actors with you on you day off, it's going to suck.

cause you aren't ferris bueller.

It never was for me either : (

We just walked to the mall and got bored after about 20 minutes.

A tractor is just not as fun as a vintage Ferrari.

because it technically wasnt your day off if you dont have a job. you were skipping school so it kinda isnt the same

You don't have access to a Ferarri 250 GT